JR = Jim Ross
SM = Shawn Michaels
BD = Buh Buh Ray Dudley

[ Shawn Michaels music starts playing and Michaels and Diesel come to the ring.
  Diesel is on crutches with his right leg in a cast. ]


JR: Shawn Michaels... you haven't been in the best of moods lately and
    understandably so. You've been beaten from pillar to post.

SM: Yeah, that's pretty much the way it used to be. I was frustrated by my own
    inability to beat one of the Dudley Boys. I tried and tried and tried again,
    only to fail every single time. When I beat the legend Ric Flair in the very
    first Brawl For All of my life, I suddenly realized what had been wrong: I
    just wanted to beat the Dudleys at their own game - and that isn't something
    that is easily done.

JR: So... what are you trying to tell us ?

SM: What I am trying to tell you ? Isn't it obvious enough ? Buh Buh Ray 
    Dudley... I challenge you to a LADDER MATCH at WrestleMania. It's time that
    we play by MY rules !

[ "Highway To Hell" starts playing over the PA system and Buh Buh Ray Dudley 
  casually strolls to the ring. ]

JR: Oh no... looks like trouble is brewing. 

BD: Who do y-y-y-y-you think you are to challenge ME to a match ? Am I going to 
    accept ? NO WAY ! 

SM: You're nothing but a stinking cowa...

BD: If you want me in the ring, we'll do it but on MY terms !

JR: And what would those be ?

BD: Wrap the ropes in barbed wire and then see what I'm going to do to Shawnie's
    pretty-boy face !

JR: What do you say Shawn ?

SM: Not a chance. I've played their game for far too long.

[ Diesel whispers in Shawn Michaels' ear. ]

SM: Well, well, well... the Big Daddy here just had an excellent idea. You know
    what, Buh Buh ? You can have your barbed wire. I, however, want it to be a
    ladder match anyway !

JR: A barbed wire Ladder Match ? The WWF isn't going to sanction that in a 
    million years !!

[ Big Dick Dudley and D-Von Dudley sneak into the ring from behind bringing two
  stop signs with them. ]

SM: I don't give a sh!t whether they sanction it or not. We will have the match
    either w...

[ Big Dick hits Shawn Michaels over the head with his stop sign as D-Von does 
  the same to Diesel. Buh Buh storms the ring, and they give Michaels and Diesel
  a royal beating. ]

BD: Michaels... if you think you can ever get the better of me, think again !

[ The Dudleys leave the ring, leaving two battered men behind while Jim Ross
  looks on stunned. ]